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A: Coming to the breakfast table wearing pajamas and black socks? And it's the knowledge that my wife and kids love me that makes it safe for me to wear pajamas and black socks to the breakfast table. Cate: Well of course honey, whatever you want Bridget: Okay well I need 25 from various stages of his life...
Cate: [reading Paul's last article] Okay readers, today we're having a little pop quiz, it's multiple choice, so sharpen your number 2 pencils and put your thinking caps on. Here's a quote: "Dad, you're an idiot." Now, contestants, this was said to me because of which of the following transgressions? Now do you know how many times I called my father an idiot? Because I know that whenever they insult me whether it's a "You're an idiot," "You're a geek," or an "I hate you," an "I love you" isn't far behind.
C: Referring to rapper Fiddy Cent as "Fifty Cents"?
B: Asking my oldest daughter if that guy I saw her talking to yesterday at school was her boyfriend?
Rory Hennessy: [He and Paul go towards the door, but Rory turns back for a moment] Mr. Carter Tibbits: There's nothin' funny about stealin', son. It's just, my dad's so funny, and I was trying to be funny.
[Stops himself, realizing he's said too much] I think you know where the door is.
[Bridget walks downstairs dressed in tight pants and a short shirt]Paul: Uh, Bridget, why are you dressed like that? Bridget: Hey, at least I get...[Paul turns to Bridget]Bridget: ... Paul: Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in underwear because I can see your bra and that slingshot your wearing under your pants.
Bridget: Define "sexually active."Kerry: Do you want to be home schooled? Carter Tibbits: [a second screen pops up with him sitting on the couch in his room] I can't!